Hurricane Maduro's New Laws
Nicolás Maduro proposed eight new laws to the Constituent Assembly. They're a combination of delusion and fantasy.
They would fix prices for 50 goods while increasing the minimum wage by 40%. The main result will be to increase both scarcity and inflation. There would also be a law that punishes "economic crimes" that vaguely covers speculation and other natural consequences of price fixing and general economic mismanagement.
He also ordered PDVSA to increase oil production. Just snap your fingers and it'll happen. Never mind that PDVSA is a total disaster and production is at a 25 year low.
In a country wracked by economic woes and violence, he also called for increased tourism.
Finally, he announced that Venezuela would soon be free from the clutches of the dollar and would be instead making international payments through a basket of currencies.
“If they pursue us with the dollar, we’ll use the Russian ruble, the yuan, yen, the Indian rupee, the euro,” Maduro said.
I don't think I even know what that means. Maybe he does. Perhaps the best response to all this was from Henrique Capriles:
Hurricane Maduro wipes everything out wherever he goes.
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